I'm a survey theif...and a really bad speller...thief....there we go. I like to use "big words" so others have told me, but I can't stand misspellings....and I'm a repeat offender.....so forgive me for the rest of the existence of this blog for my lack of english grammer, punctuation and spelling.
Now, back to me stealing things...... I like surveys, and it's an OCD to fill them out when people send them to me, but no one has sent me one in a couple of months, so I just stole one from someone else....my friend Gigi, who else?

Last thing you burned while cooking?
I honestly can't remember....my hand on a pan in the oven...with no potholder like an idiot retard child ......only this was like 2 years ago
Describe yourself in 3 words?
witty. introspective. impulsive.
How long does it take you to get ready for your day?
M-F for school, 10 minutes any other time about 30-40 min
Are you a health freak?
No, but I am getting much better....no fast food hamburgers anymore, now if I could just quit this pizza job and never touch that again, that would help....
What turns you off about opposite sex?
condescension. narcissism. bad teeth. ingnorance to current events and/or history.
What kind of car do you drive?
The Honda POS model.. oh, i mean Civic EX ha....ha.....not funny..i'm serious
Favorite thing to toast to?
the end of anything....and the beginning of a new step....like this next weekend with my graduation....that will be a memorable toast...and subsequent drunk as well
What celebrity would you have coffee with?
Mandy Moore. George Clooney. Jennifer Aniston. wierd combo..i know....
What is the main ringtone on your cell?
"Sell Out" Reel Big Fish
What were you doing at midnight last night?
mopping up cheese out of the grout of the papa john's floor...wait, that might have come at about 2 AM, i could have been scraping off the alfredo spinach combo out of a bowl in the sink, or cleaning the toilet that no one can seem to piss in, or folding one of 400 pizza boxes that i folded....hmmm...one of those interesting things. i hate my life.
Last TV show you watched?
the season finale of Rescue Me.... i think Dennis Leary should have won the Emmy, he was amazing this season
Who is your best friend?
Beth....and prolly Timmy.....
Who in your family do you get along with?
my brothers and my father and step-mom Sherri and here lately, I've actually been pretty darn cordial to my mother and stepfather.....not sure how that worked out. I'm not close to any cousins, aunts, uncles, or grandparents, or even step grandparents, so the immediate family is it...I've always gotten along with "in'laws" well, I love family....even if it's not mine apparently :)
What is your top 5 hollywood hottie list?
Bruce Willis, Keifer Sutherland, Zach Braff, John Cusack, Matt Damon
When/where was the last place you traveled?
indiana. for the fair. and a break from the south florida snobfest
How old will you be in 10 years?
32, ...old....and probably a lot more bitter
What is a saying you say a lot?
I'm just kidding...... I have to say that all of the time to clarify that the comment i just made was actually a joke and should not be taken seriously. Sarcasm honestly doesn't work well outside of the midwest.....
Best clothing style?
I look really good in heels and a knee length skirt, but lets get real, how many times a year does that happen?...two..when someone dies or gets married..... I like thrift, vintage, recycled, broken in, comfortable, and bright and colorful accessories
Ever been to Europe?
naaa...not yet anyway
What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for a day?
i'd piss outside as many times as possible...then I'd test things, such as stamina... and shrinkage.... and i'd definitely masturbate.....all day....
Total jail time?
never been there...yet......knock on wood
In your CD player right now?
The Fray- How to save a life
What is something you believe in?
that one day I will eventually get everything i want....the house, the job, the family.... things will come together and I will not take them for granted. I believe that sometimes the best things and people in your life have always been there and overlooked.....just waiting for you to appreciate them.
What is something you fear?
my family history of mental illness. losing people i love. not living to my potential.
Worst physical pain you ever experienced?
Military "pre-boot camp" conditioning. push ups and "grass drills" and miles and miles and hills and hills and chin ups and marching for 5 days straight. oh my god, i think i passed out at one point and was just at my limit for the rest of the time....but you really do get to that mind over matter point where it's more of a mental cahllenge than physical, becuase your body just admits defeat and lets you do with it what you want.
Tell us something about your childhood?
I was always in too big of a hurry to grow up that i never enjoyed the times i had, always ready to experience the next step towards adulthood...usually way too early...but now...i just live in NOW, not wanting to rush to that next chapter of my life....i'm actually starting to enjoy the transitional period of my life that I'm in now
Best time to catch you in a good mood?
after the sun goes down, before the sun comes up....i don't truly wake up until 5 or 6 at night, even though i've been a day walker for two years now i'm still a 2nd or 3 rd shifter
If you could be anything for a day, what would it be?
a cat...nimble... gracious..finicky....and carefree....all the things i am not
Most prized possession?
my laptop i just got tonight, my blankie, yes, i still sleep with my baby blanket when i have to sleep alone, my hair straightening iron, my cell phone.
Would you ever sell it?
the blanky, no way....and plus, no one would be interested
What is one of your pet peeves?
favoritism, stupid people in management positions, preconceptions, opinions with no factual base, republicans, conservatives, haitians (yes, the ethnic group) people who make me speak to them in spanish even though they are fully capable of understanding my english.
What song are you listening to right now?
nothing compares sinead o'conner.........you caught me....
If you could sucker punch someone right now who would it be?
My program director for making the last two years of my life a living hell. Isreal (yes, the whole country)
Unhealthy fascinations?
astronomy, gory trauma accidents, cerebral arteriograms, amputations, meaning of why we're here....
Favorite sexual position?
any....all.... anything at all... ha! umm.....yeah....how about any way or place out of the ordinary. It would take a lot for me to think it was too wierd...
Favorite physical part of the opposite sex?
Smell......men, for the most part, smell good....and eyes....i can tell you everything yhou ever want to know about a person by how their eyes talk
What physical part would you change about yourself?
uh..me. no, general body shape...i always wanted that tiny waist big ass hourglass shape, but i've always been straight up and down with tatas that are extremely way too big....
Would you go on a date with someone you met online?
sure, why not....if they don't seem like a freak! if they were online that would mean they at least have the brains to navigate one of these fancy computer devices...so it might be a step up
Work attire?
scrubs.....also known to the rest of the world as those blue pants you where to bed.
What is your best physical feature?
My eyes?..... my smile???? i don't know...I'm not real happy with anything physical about myself at the moment. I think i'm in a self-confidence rut. LOL