So, it's been a while, I've moved to Indiana and left my blog behind...it's because I don't have wireless internet for my laptop and only have dial up on my father's computer.....I forgot what that was like!!! I've been hanging up, catching up, and chilling out.... trying to enjoy my month vacation before my entrance into the real world. I got a job doing xrays, MRI and mammos, which is quite good because it's not the same thing all of the time, and it's good hours 10-6 M-F so I have the weekends off and no early mornings or late nights. I'm starting to look for a house or apartment to rent. Got a couple of roomies ready to go, which is good...I just want to try and enjoy myself, live with some fun people, go out at night, good fun stuff......I'm getting that "old feeling" it's my birthday tomorrow and I'm felling a little old....i know, i'm only 23, but age is a number, and I fell like I'm 35.......I need to live it up, take advantage of my surroundings, not just sitting at home, cooking dinner, and watching TV.......not that I don't enjoy that, but I need to create some memories....I've been trying to network a little....with some people up north....we'll see....... I also got a random inkling to draw a comic book, or comic strip, or kids book, don't know which one, but I've drawn some interesting characters that would work....my favorite one being "Gums" a shark that forgets he's stuck in a fish bowl.....it's a work in progress....and a turtle named Morty....he'd be a good kid's book.....i keep trying to draw Pooper as a 'toon, but I just can't draw CATS!!! I've tried 3 times!!! and my dad just looks, shakes his head, and goes...."No...not at all...." oh well, I can't be perfect. But who's closer than me?.... that's what i thought. I drank tequila the other night and had "Storytime" with Kegan McKinney and Megan Thomas about past and present romantic interests....it was a blast from the past.....and an annoying reminder of reality..... and then had to go drinking with dad at Chili's the next day to rid myself of the hangover and catch the Colts game...which was by the way.....very exciting, my drunk ass yelled at the TV for like 40 minutes straight....."STOP MIKE BELL!!!!!!" jesus....how does that happen....he's not even a Bronco's starter!!!!! but all is good, Viniteiri did was he does best, and that is kick a field goal at crunch time, 6 seconds left, peyton and reggie got him in FG range, and he won it for 'em. Just like he always use to do for the Pats....34/31..... giggity giggity...... so, now I'm on my way to a gay male strip club in Indy.....yeah.....it's called the Unicorn...I'm frightened......but what else am I doing, I doubt there is anything exciting going on in Jackson County, it is Monday and my theory is that my phone is broken from Sunday to Friday, that's why it never rings....except for Gary...and that's why I'm on my way to a male strip club.....I have my physical in the morning for my job and I sign all of my employment and benifit paperwork......exciting.....and then who knows what...hopefully someone will have some ideas....oh...i saw Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D the other night, I had never seen it, but it was awesome, and then we drove back here from Indy and proceeded to just keep going south to New ALbany to the riverboat.......had such a good time!!!!!!! I bet 20, won like 90.....gave Gary some to gamble on and we played until 7 something in the morning....so much fun....still walked out with 20 dollars to the good....spent all morning yesterday blowing the leaves out of the yeard (wonder why it took all morning?... have you seen the size of our yard and the yard that goes all the way up the side of the road?....won;t miss that next month when they move to town.......then after the game was over, my brother tried to set the house on fire by burning paper in him bedroom like a fucking pyro......but that's him and he's wierd..... so....I'm sure I've forgotten some interesting events from the last couple of weeks, but you get the idea, this random posting of events is key to understanding the randomness that is my life right now. OH!!! I got my board exam results back.....ya know how I hope striving for a 98 but thought it was not ever gonna happen?....yeah, I got a 97.....highest score this year.....I had to take a moment ot be full of myself.....I'm done now....and I went to a Halloween party the other night (see tequila storytime mentioned above) dressed up as an eighties chick...i was hot...side ponytail in a banana clip, denim mini and leg warmers.....i was stylin' and profilin'.. and we went on a hayride which is tradition......good stuff.....So, that's it, gotta go...sorry there is no proofreading....and lots of typos.....but it wouldn't be my awesome typing skills if it wasn't. EVeryone from florida that reads this, let me know what you've been up to...i'm very very curious. miss you, hell, miss EVERYBODY....even you dorks in Indiana that never call me...you too :-) take care...I'm off to have gay penis rubbed all over me. (yeah.....i'm sure it will be as bad as it sounds....)

Randomness.........

Tim: I feel left out......but good for you god damn it!!!!! hahahahha

No place in Brownstown sells Salt and Vinegar potato chips at 2 am......and trust me, I checked three places....and just the fact that there are three places open to check was kind of a feat around these parts.

Weeds is an amazingly awesome TV series....I highly recommend it.

You really can meet your "gay quota" for the week rather quickly when you hang out with Kate and Gary, but god love em I can't quite get enough

Simple logic....why buy the cow?......this whole thing was probably a horrible idea...

Alison: Be patient, only 5 more days and I'll know if we are to be future roommates....

Tim: Waahhh.....there's sand in my vagina....waaaahhhh.....my pussy hurts.....

Katie: I am a simple goat......I live in the back of a pickup truck...the old man tied me here with a three foot rope....am I happy? .... he don't..... give a fuck......

People look at you funny when you're washing your car in your pajamas in the dark at 6 am.....trust me on this one...... and don't ask.....

Unemployment is totally driving me batty.......I'm not cut out for bon-bon eating and soaps

Do my text messages go off into the ether?......

Why can everyone in my graduating class get their ARRT exam results back within 5 days but mine has taken almost 3 weeks?...I'm registered and online.....but I haven't received my awesome score yet......which I'm convinced is amazing or they wouldn't hold on to it for so long.

I actually drove to Greensburg today to go to a video store......and have McDonalds....again.....don't ask....

I'm goin to a poker game in Lafayette real soon....watch the fuck out bitches.....I'm BACK

Sometimes, the world quits revolving when you leave, and other times, things go on like clockwork and make you realize just how miniscule and unimportant you really are to the world.

I have an interview Monday morning and I'm very nervous. But I bought a new skirt suit that will totally knock 'em dead....you should see it, I'm kinda hot in a naughty secretary kind of way.

I might be a smidgin depressive tonight.....I'm gonna go crawl in bed and read some medieval literature, just to further prove the fact I'm the most bizarre fucked up excuse for an Indiana girl ever

I'm going to get my hair cut tomorrow....don't panic ....just a touch.....but why does it matter what YOU think anyway...and yes....I am referring to you.....you're a fucking quick one....

Watch out for drunken gay vampires, they go right for the jugular...or the "internal jugular" as the Mambler calls it...hahahah.... I still have bite marks on my goddamn neck.

I'm getting mean......goodnight. Luvins.....

So.....I'm here!!!!! What else is there to say......oh...yeah...and it's fucking cold here....that too.... haha No, I like the weather....I'm not sure what to do with myself though, I have nothing I have to do....no job at the moment, although I did get a good lead on a Community South job opening yesterday...and that's it...I did the dishes last night...that felt like an accomplishment.. I got my stuff moved in, and somewhat organized. As organized as can be when you have no furniture, desk, or drawers, not even a closet....not I have an organized pile of rubbermaid tubs.... :-) I went to Waffle House and the porn store last night, that was exciting.....and hung out with "the gay crowd".... you know who you are......hopefully, there is something going on tonight...someone said something about haunted houses, someone else-a concert in Bloominton, and I do recall another conversation regarding strippers...so we'll see how everything pans out. On a geekier note, I did finish my paper on "Women in Medieval Romance" today....thank you, thank you....and yes, it is as dull and boring as it sounds.....so that's it...... This has been an update of my life, please stay tuned as the week progresses as more annoying, baffling, and somewhat perplexing details develop in the ongoing saga.

Get ready people.....I'm on the home stretch!!!! I'm leaving Nashvegas in the morning and I'll be coming around the bend when I come...when I COME!!!! hahahaha enough with the silly songs...just be happy to see me..... and while this isn't a photo of my car,it's pretty darn close. I went to a real fancy eating place tonight with Tim and I tried to find my make-up in my car, but was completely unsuccessful, there is not room to sneeze in "the beast" but about tonight....like I said, fancy restaurant, bottle of wine, dessert, and then we went to a bar downtown where I drank another way too strong drink....or... as Tim called it "a slut drink" do you consider a Cosmo a slut drink?....just checking....but i then stumbled into Tim's office building with the cleaning crew in the bathroom, an then stumbled my way back to the car and into Tim's apartment where I am now drunk blogging......hopefully not too many typos...can't wait to see all you assmunchers in Indiana....and that's it, I have officially decided I am done with this blogging stuff for the night...goodnight...luv you alll...

Gotcha Bitch.....

New Beginnings

I am OFF!!!!! On my journey..... I am currently spending this evening in Orlando. Tim's in Orlando for a conference and I am taking advantage of his hotel room....and the free internet to post this blog. I can't write much, it's late, I'm being rude, but I'd thought I'd update you...today I saw The Departed it could quite possibly be the best action movie I've seen in my entire life. I think it could have ended differently and secured it's spot as the best movie ever, but it's going to have to settle more almost the best, with the ending flop and all. Awesome soundtrack, immaculate acting, steller cast and just plain great script writing.....if you see any movie this month, make this be the movie. I think I'm starting to develop a Leonardo DiCaprio crush....now that he's not so gay and girly romancish...now he's gritty, dirty, ......troubled....I like it....it's pretty fucking hot actually. and Sasha and I went to the Bodies Exhibit in Miami, which was a little disappointing because it was pretty much exactly like being in the OR or looking through my cadaver anatomy books, but can totally see how someone outside of the medical field would find it amazing. I guess once you've helped the medical examiner scrape someone's brains out their skull after you've removed their organs and ripped their tongue out from their throat, seeing how the heart works just doesnt get your blood rushing......... yeah....sorry for that visual......I forget all of you are not so medically inept.........apologies...... so, good night....have fun...watch out for bed bugs, it's about that time.