Saturday, September 30, 2006

Quotes heard 'round MaeMAe this week

"Normal is a fallacy, as opposed to being a phallus, which would just be gross"
-heard from an old aquaintence in response to be me saying his "girlfriend" situation was not normal.

"I'd do ya right in the pepperoni"
-heard from the nuc med tech at Tenetcare about seeing a picture of me in a giant pizza costume.

"What would you say if I brought a 17 year old home?"
-heard from Tim after he found the cool high school hang out spot in his new town is actually the theatre right by his house.

"The CEO is my brother-in-law, I'll make a call for ya"
-heard from DR. Hale when he heard I'd applied for a job at HCA Health in Nashville.

"You're insane...I hate you"
-heard from a friend when I sent him a picture of me drunk on the beach at 11 am this morning.

"I've been clean for about 20 days....heroine addicts are crazy, they start using and they'll start stealing the same day."
-heard from our new Assistant Manager trainee at Papa John's in my car tonight as I'm driving him home.

"....if you are interested in qualifying in the next round of screening please reply by October 13, 2006."
-written in an email to me letting me know I passed the initial online screening for Jeopardy! and had qualified for written testing in Orlando.

"Please arrive 30 minutes before your exam for processing and bring two forms of identification"
-written in an email regarding my radiology board exam that I am taking at 11 am on Monday morning.

"Fuck you....NO!, FUCK YOU.......isn't that why you make 1.50 more an hour than everyone else, so you can run shifts?"
-as screamed by my manager at Papa John's to my friend Alicia causing lots of baby-mama drama that night at work, and causing lots of other drivers to begin rioting for a higher rate of pay,....funny shit..

"What? You said I should get a hobby....."
-as heard from my ex-BF when I commented that maybe he shouldn't spend $20,000 on a pulling truck when he still sleeps on the couch at his mother's house.

There were many more that I told myself I had to remember, but of course, forgot.....anyway, hope you enjoyed, and I'll write again soon.....I've been slacking this week, but it's been a lil crazy...so please forgive me. I'll try to be a bit more reliable in the future.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

The End of the World as I Know It

So, today was my last day at the hospital getting bossed around by all the "techs"....nnaaa.....it's not really like that, they're all pretty cool. I know, it's kinda wierd to graduate and still have to keep going to school, but we'll just say I had to "make up some days" and leave it at that. One of these days I'll learn to shut my mouth, but probably not anytime in the near or distant future. It felt so good to walk out of those ER doors today, knowing I never have to see the inside of that particular place EVER again if I chose not to. So what now? many of you are asking me.....now, ...i don;t know,.....I'm forced to grow up, forced to go out into the world and try to make a difference, a change, an impression, or just at the very least survive......I've been trying to get a travel assignment nailed down, but apparently, I'm about a month too early, all the southern and western states want travelers for their snowbirds around the end of October, but not september, and a lot of companies just snub me cuz I'm a new grad...understandable, most new grads didn't put in 5,000 hours of clinical time over the last two years in pediatrics, trauma, and operating room.....but i have, and I can do the job just peachy kean, so I'm very frustruated. but oh well, worst case scenario, I just move somehwere and take a "permanent" position for about 6 months until agencies start calling me, and then pick it up there.....I've been heavily....HEAVILY .....considering Nashville. My bud Tim just moved there, says he loves it, and I've always liked it too..... plus they have lots of stuff available for hire around the area.....I don't think that would be so bad to work for 6 months or so.....plus I'd have my drinking buddy back....and my movie buddy....and my dinner buddy,....ok...so I'd actually get to hang out with my only close friend again....and that would kinda rock...cuz I'm going through Timmy withdrawls :-) So, we'll see, I'm not freaking out or rushing anything at the moment.....just waiting it out seeing how everything turns up....waiting on my letter of approval back from the ARRT telling me it's OK to schedule my exam, should get it on Monday....I wanna test on Friday, hope they have an opening......and then I'm gonna need a day to review probably, not to pass, but you all know me, I'm striving for like a 98% :-) eehhh.....I'd be happy with a 94 or better, we'll see..... It's 3am and I worked 19 hours today, so my worn out ass is off to bed, good night kiddos, sleep tight, bed bugs and shit.....

Friday, September 15, 2006

So...I'm officially a college graduate. As of 8 pm, I was a "former" West Boca Radiology student...It felt nice......It was good night overall, I loved my dress, I felt like Marilyn...I had on a 50's style polka dot dress, red lipstick, and put my hair in hot rollers...and let me tell you, for someone who wears a pizza uniform and white scrubs EVERY DAY, it felt nice......I felt like a girl for one night this year!!! We went out to eat dinner and my mother and Bethany(who flew down just for this....) both gave me my graduation gifts.... Bethany gave me a white gold cross necklace....very cute, just like I'd been wanting for like 3 years or more.....and then.....hold your breath...this was amazing......my mother gives me a card...and I honestly expect ya know the norm, 50, 1oo dollars....no, i see an account statement....it has the whole sum of my tuition, my books, my Kettering seminar, and my lead apron I purchased, and then I see it wiped out to $0.......MY MOTHER AND KEVIN PAID MY ENTIRE STUDENT LOANS OFF FOR SCHOOL!!! THAT WAS $7000!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!! so.....tonight was good, I was the center of attention....I didnt have to work, I got to get all dressed up, I got to spent time with friends and family, got jewelry, and got $7000 dollars!!! unbelievable......That makes it 10 times easier to get with Dave Ramsey when I start working next month on the Total Money Makeover....now the only debt I have is my car ($7500).....and $5000 from an OLD student loan, $13,000 dollars and I am debt free, not a bad way to start a career....then it's time to save for a house.....i think.....I think I'd like to settle down someplace for good in about 3 years......we'll see how real life works out.....

Football Predictions 2.

This week, I got smart. I decided to post my opinions and stats BEFORE the games, so that IO can say...LOOK I WAS RIGHT!!!!! haha

So, since no one really reads my blogs about football, I'll keep it short and sweet. If for some reason, someone with an interest wants to know why I am picking a certain team, just comment, and I'll let ya know :) I'm just a plethera or sports betting information! The team that will WIN is in bold......

**UPDATED**

Ok...and here we go:
1.Bills vs. Dolphins WRONG!
2. Panthers vs. Vikings RIGHT!
3. Browns vs. Bengals RIGHT!
4. Lions vs. Bears RIGHT!
5. Texans vs. Colts RIGHT!
6. Saints vs. Packers RIGHT!
7. Giants vs. Eagles RIGHT!
8. Raiders vs. Ravens RIGHT!
9. Buccaneers vs. Falcons RIGHT!
10. Cardinals vs. Seahawks RIGHT!
11. St. Louis vs. 49ers WRONG!
12. Chiefs vs. Broncos RIGHT!
13. Patriots vs. Jets RIGHT!
14. Titans vs. Chargers RIGHT!
15. Redskins vs. Cowboys RIGHT!
16. Steelers vs. Jaguars **pending**

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

talking dogs

I wanna teach Clyde to talk!!!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Top 5 Random Things about MaeMae you always wanted to know*
*but were too afraid to ask

1. I often wish...that someone could invent a camara that would allow people to see inside of my brain so that I wouldn't have to waste so much of my time explaining what I am thinking and so people could know me better than most people do.
2. I have a bad habit of educating people on various subjects, even when they don't really want to learn. I just always want to learn everything, I assume everyone has the same clique-ish "thirst" that I do.
3. I think I would actually be perfectly happy moving back to Indiana now..... pending a few minor details
4. I could not get a rented film back to the video store on time if my life depended on it......and I use to manage a video chain for 2 years!!!! (I just became the proud owner of a used copy of High Fidelity after forgeting to return it for over 2 weeks)
5. My football predictions are unbelievably, I went 12 for 13 this first Sunday, and called the score on the Colts to within 3 points..... (but I guess I should have posted that on here before the game and you would be more likely to believe me) hahaha

Cat Walking

Jesus H Titty-Fucking Christ this is funny

...what??..... still too early for a Steve Irwin joke? This made me choke on my pita and hummus I laughed so hard. Click on it to make it bigger....ahh....if only it was that easy.... hahaha

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Physics for Dummies
AKA
Xray Mythbusters!!!!!

OK, this post is meant for EVERYONE...the hopeless people of the general population and the hospital staffers as well....Everyday almost, I am approached by someone, be it a coworker, a friend, or a patient who has something silly to say about xrays, so I decided it was time for a little physics 101 class for anyone who is interested. I am not a Ph.D. ..... yet..... :) but I do have a VERY good grasp of radiation physics, exposures, and biological effects of radiation....and I just feel that if i dont share this info.....eventually, someone will succeed in dragging me over Stupid Gully with them. Not to sound too uppity, because before school I had no clue either, but now that I do, I'm gonna share the wealth. So sit back kids and put your thinking caps on...I'm about ready to explain xrays and radiation so that a third grader could comprehend it....so you might learn something new (wouldn't that be GREAT?)

First, what is an xray?,.... good question, it starts with a piece of "tungtsen (a metal) wire" and we heat it soooo hot that it glows, well, my friends, that glowing you see on any orange hot metal is called thermionic emmision....it simply means electrons are being expelled from the metal.....we concentrate these electrons and all at once bombard another piece of tungsten with them at the same time..... when this happens, many different kinds of reactions occur...heat...vaporization, but also, some of them with the highest energies, get converted into xray photons, which simply means the electrons are absorbed by this second piece of tungsten, but they have such a high energy (and energy can neither be created nor destroyed, only converted) that something kind of explodes from this second metal, and that wavelength is higher than electrons, and we call that an x-ray photon.... because the guy who discovered them didnt know what the hell he was looking at.... "X" being a variable.

Second, how does it make a picture....it's just like the film in a camara....where a shutter opens up and records the different amounts of light that enter through the window...just think of those films in xray like the shutter and film in a camara, xrays are emitted for usually less than a eighth of a second and that little burst is what is picked upon the film..bones look white because when that burst was emitted, the bone was dense enough to "stop" the xrays, where as fat and the air around your skin don't hardly slow it down or stop anything at all, so they look black, and muscle and organs, well...they're kinda in between, so they look grayish...not too hard at all is it kiddies?

Now, some preconceptions about xrays themselves,and our professions as a whole.

1. When we ask you to step out of the room while we xray someone else, it is not because of the radiation you would get, but more because the laws state that we can't radiate anyone without a physicians order. If they order an elbow xray and your hand hurts, i cant just take a picture of your hand to be safe, i have to go ask the doctor myself if i can add it on.... red tape, but very necessary with some of the idiots that get xray licenses.
2. Radiation does not linger....when we talk about radioactive materials, that's a whole 'nuther ball games, a radioactive particle is nothing more than a bunch of very unstable atoms we created and suspended in some solution like saline and they are slowly "decaying" or breaking down and becoming stable again..... that is what a radioactive half-life is, the amount of time it takes to become half as radioactive, and half as dangerous to us... radiation, as in x-rays..... they travel at about half of the speed of light...which is booking it.... once they get ejected they just go until they hit something..they either go through it, or they get stopped, they can't bounce off and change direction, they can't go around corners, they can't seek out the body...they just go in a straight line until acted upon. That's why we put those lead aprons on you when you get an xray, no need to wrap you up or anything, just put metal inbetween you and the xray and you get no radiation.
3. If there is an xray room beside you, no...you are not getting exposed to radiation by sitting in a chair outside the door.. the rooms that house xray epuipment are lead lined, with a minimum of 1/16th inch of lead or some sort of lead equivalent, like mortar..if you have 4 inches of mortar, you don;t need lead...
4. You get more radiation by going to the beach all day than you do if you get a chest xray....and yes, it is the same type of radiation, but a lot of it is more dangerous....think about it, remember above when i pointed out the electrons boiling off of orange hot metal, what do you think the sun is?....a boiling ball of gas emitting electrons as it slowly over 5 million years burns out. but instead of traveling 5 feet through air to hit you, these travel from the sun to hit you.....and through layers of atmosphere and clouds, so you can see how these would be more damaging.... so, don't be so afraid of a chest xray, be afraid of the damn beach.
5. Xrays will not make you glow in the dark... the reason this came about is because certain radioactive compounds, see above about half lives and such, can react with certain elements to fluoresce...or give off light...the majority of these elements will emit a green light, some blue and a couple purplish, but that is not xrays that is radioactive material.... xrays do use the same concept though, the inside of those xray cassettes you see, if you open them up, they look white on the inside, what happens is when that burst of xrays hit the outside of the screen ( the film is inside in the dark because it is ruined by light) the white layer is acutally a bunch of crystals that give off light. The reason you get almost no radiation anymore is because now instead of just letting the xrays create the image, we let one xray photon, hit a big crystal of light and then the light makes the image, not just a tiny tiny tiny little xray photon.....so......no glowing from over exposure, no matter how much radiation you receive....
which brings me to my last and final point....why you should be scared of radiation and what effects it can and will have on you.
there are two types of effects genetic and somatic(anything but genetic) the somatic effects are the things like getting luekemia....they have found a higher incidnece of luekemia with radiation exposed populations than not...but we're talking the japanese after WWII or the employees of chernobyl....the major radiation disasters. Cateracts they have found have occured in radiation WORKERS at an earlier age than non workers, but they have not found a higher rate of cateracts, just that they effect those people earlier... Also, you can lose your hair or get red shiny skin, both of which occur at levels we couldn;t produce with our dinky machine if we tried.....
The genetic effects especially on females are the things to worry about. The reason we have to do a pregnancy test on any female of child bearing age before taking an xray is because we don;t know enough to know what the minimum amount of radiation is necessary to cause gentic mutations...so we say better safe than sorry, if you could be pregnant, we're not xraying you...only exceptions being if you sign a waiver stating you are not pregnant or in an emergency situation where the benifits of finding out what is going on outweighs the risks of something happening. Also, the younger the baby, the most sensitive they are, so if you are only 4 or 5 weeks, we are more concerned than if the baby is already developed and you're going into labor tomorrow. Also, females have a set number of eggs we are born with, no more, no less....so if we radiate them enough to cause harm, or worse yet, destroy them, we have no more...hence the term radiation sterility.....now in men, you produce more sperm by the second, and the damaged wounded ones will simply die out and healthy ones will take their place. No retarded radiated sperm is going to magically make its way to the egg and create a retard child on its own. The only thing radiation effects that matters is our DNA...when it hits and kills a cell big deal, we kill and replace cells in our body by the second, and there actually is a theory called radiation hormesis that says that a small amount of radiation is actually good for your body's natural metabolic process. DNA is the "target molecule" when it is hit by an xray, mutations can occur and then in turn, change or inhibit the growth and development, that;s why pregnancy is the problem, its the time with the higher growth rate. The biggest thing is that some of these gentic effects might not surface until 2 or 3 generations later, such as luekemia, now, children and grandchildren of atomic bomb survivors are seeing the effects the radiation had on the DNA and reproductive organs.

So....do you feel more informed, more comfortable with xrays? Any question you can think of, ask me....I mean, radiation related of course..... this isn't Ann Landers....

I've been on a little bit of a media craze this past week. I got about 10 new CD's and 5 new books....plus the new laptop, so I'm in a euphoric media state of mind at the moment. So, bookwise I bought:
1. A Long Way Down- Nick Hornby
2. To feel Stuff-Andrea Seigel
3. TheComplete Encyclopedia of Signs and Symbols
4. A Short History of Nearly Everything- Bill Bryson
5. Stargazer- Essential Astronomy Map and Guide Pack

and CDwise I bought:
1. The Fray- How to Save a Life
2. Nelly Furtado- Loose
3. Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Show your bones
4. We Are Scientists- With love and squalor
5. KT Tunstall- Eye to the telescope
6. Augustana- All the stars and the boulevards
7. Hinder- Extreme Behavior
8. The Click Five-Greetings from the Imrie house
9. 30 Seconds to Mars- Beautiful Lie

ok...so i lied, i only bought nine CD's i guess...unless i forgot one....but it will hold me over for a while.. In better more exciting news, I think I've decided on the company I'm going to travel with. just not the location yet. He's going to send me my "options" tomorrow.....this is shaping up to be a darn good week! and my stepmother is flying into Miami on Saturday and I get to go have lunch with her! I'm excited!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I got my Fantasy Football team set up tonight, I named it the PigskinKids.....same name as the last two years..... my draft is tomorrow morning while I'm at clinicals so I set up all of my preferences for QB, WR, RB, TE and other key positions... I like kicking ass at this fantasy shit.....it's interesting and a good fun way to keep up on the personal stats of different players and not just the team records, and from there you can make some pretty accurate predictions as to how the team will play.... anybody else ready for Manning Bowl 2006? what a great effein way to start out the season.... this could be good..... I'm a little torn, I'm such an Eli and Tiki fan, and I was listening to the Barbershop (Sirius NFL Radio show) with the Barber boys and I felt a little bad for them....I want Tiki to rock the house, but the Colts still gotta come out on top. I root for Eli, but the big bro's got it on lock.... :-)

I got a laptop....finally!!!! I'm so excited, as we speak I am sitting on my bed typing on it. It's kinda hot...as in sexy........ and I'm kinda liking it. That's it, just wanted to bask.....ok ,I'm finished.
Note: for the geeks, here are the specifics not the greatest, but for me, it's just peachy keen.
AMD athlon xp-M with mobile technology. 80 GB hard drive 512MB of RAM dual-layer dvd +/-RW and other shit, but who really cares.....

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

I'm a survey theif...and a really bad speller...thief....there we go. I like to use "big words" so others have told me, but I can't stand misspellings....and I'm a repeat offender.....so forgive me for the rest of the existence of this blog for my lack of english grammer, punctuation and spelling.
Now, back to me stealing things...... I like surveys, and it's an OCD to fill them out when people send them to me, but no one has sent me one in a couple of months, so I just stole one from someone else....my friend Gigi, who else?

Last thing you burned while cooking?
I honestly can't remember....my hand on a pan in the oven...with no potholder like an idiot retard child ......only this was like 2 years ago
Describe yourself in 3 words?
witty. introspective. impulsive.
How long does it take you to get ready for your day?
M-F for school, 10 minutes any other time about 30-40 min
Are you a health freak?

No, but I am getting much better....no fast food hamburgers anymore, now if I could just quit this pizza job and never touch that again, that would help....
What turns you off about opposite sex?
condescension. narcissism. bad teeth. ingnorance to current events and/or history.
What kind of car do you drive?
The Honda POS model.. oh, i mean Civic EX ha....ha.....not funny..i'm serious
Favorite thing to toast to?

the end of anything....and the beginning of a new step....like this next weekend with my graduation....that will be a memorable toast...and subsequent drunk as well
What celebrity would you have coffee with?
Mandy Moore. George Clooney. Jennifer Aniston. wierd combo..i know....
What is the main ringtone on your cell?
"Sell Out" Reel Big Fish
What were you doing at midnight last nigh
t?
mopping up cheese out of the grout of the papa john's floor...wait, that might have come at about 2 AM, i could have been scraping off the alfredo spinach combo out of a bowl in the sink, or cleaning the toilet that no one can seem to piss in, or folding one of 400 pizza boxes that i folded....hmmm...one of those interesting things. i hate my life.
Last TV show you watched?

the season finale of Rescue Me.... i think Dennis Leary should have won the Emmy, he was amazing this season
Who is your best friend?
Beth....and prolly Timmy.....
Who in your family do you get along with?
my brothers and my father and step-mom Sherri and here lately, I've actually been pretty darn cordial to my mother and stepfather.....not sure how that worked out. I'm not close to any cousins, aunts, uncles, or grandparents, or even step grandparents, so the immediate family is it...I've always gotten along with "in'laws" well, I love family....even if it's not mine apparently :)
What is your top 5 hollywood hottie list?

Bruce Willis, Keifer Sutherland, Zach Braff, John Cusack, Matt Damon
When/where was the last place you traveled?
indiana. for the fair. and a break from the south florida snobfest
How old will you be in 10 years?

32, ...old....and probably a lot more bitter
What is a saying you say a lot?
I'm just kidding...... I have to say that all of the time to clarify that the comment i just made was actually a joke and should not be taken seriously. Sarcasm honestly doesn't work well outside of the midwest.....
Best clothing style?
I look really good in heels and a knee length skirt, but lets get real, how many times a year does that happen?...two..when someone dies or gets married..... I like thrift, vintage, recycled, broken in, comfortable, and bright and colorful accessories
Ever been to Europe?

naaa...not yet anyway
What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for a day?
i'd piss outside as many times as possible...then I'd test things, such as stamina... and shrinkage.... and i'd definitely masturbate.....all day....
Total jail time?

never been there...yet......knock on wood
In your CD player right now?
The Fray- How to save a life
What is something you believe in?
that one day I will eventually get everything i want....the house, the job, the family.... things will come together and I will not take them for granted. I believe that sometimes the best things and people in your life have always been there and overlooked.....just waiting for you to appreciate them.
What is something you fear?
my family history of mental illness. losing people i love. not living to my potential.
Worst physical pain you ever experienced?
Military "pre-boot camp" conditioning. push ups and "grass drills" and miles and miles and hills and hills and chin ups and marching for 5 days straight. oh my god, i think i passed out at one point and was just at my limit for the rest of the time....but you really do get to that mind over matter point where it's more of a mental cahllenge than physical, becuase your body just admits defeat and lets you do with it what you want.
Tell us something about your childhood?

I was always in too big of a hurry to grow up that i never enjoyed the times i had, always ready to experience the next step towards adulthood...usually way too early...but now...i just live in NOW, not wanting to rush to that next chapter of my life....i'm actually starting to enjoy the transitional period of my life that I'm in now
Best time to catch you in a good mood?
after the sun goes down, before the sun comes up....i don't truly wake up until 5 or 6 at night, even though i've been a day walker for two years now i'm still a 2nd or 3 rd shifter
If you could be anything for a day, what would it be?

a cat...nimble... gracious..finicky....and carefree....all the things i am not
Most prized possession?
my laptop i just got tonight, my blankie, yes, i still sleep with my baby blanket when i have to sleep alone, my hair straightening iron, my cell phone.
Would you ever sell it?
the blanky, no way....and plus, no one would be interested
What is one of your pet peeves?
favoritism, stupid people in management positions, preconceptions, opinions with no factual base, republicans, conservatives, haitians (yes, the ethnic group) people who make me speak to them in spanish even though they are fully capable of understanding my english.
What song are you listening to right now?
nothing compares sinead o'conner.........you caught me....
If you could sucker punch someone right now who would it be?

My program director for making the last two years of my life a living hell. Isreal (yes, the whole country)
Unhealthy fascinations?
astronomy, gory trauma accidents, cerebral arteriograms, amputations, meaning of why we're here....
Favorite sexual position?
any....all.... anything at all... ha! umm.....yeah....how about any way or place out of the ordinary. It would take a lot for me to think it was too wierd...
Favorite physical part of the opposite sex?
Smell......men, for the most part, smell good....and eyes....i can tell you everything yhou ever want to know about a person by how their eyes talk
What physical part would you change about yourself?
uh..me. no, general body shape...i always wanted that tiny waist big ass hourglass shape, but i've always been straight up and down with tatas that are extremely way too big....
Would you go on a date with someone you met online?

sure, why not....if they don't seem like a freak! if they were online that would mean they at least have the brains to navigate one of these fancy computer devices...so it might be a step up
Work attire?
scrubs.....also known to the rest of the world as those blue pants you where to bed.
What is your best physical feature?
My eyes?..... my smile???? i don't know...I'm not real happy with anything physical about myself at the moment. I think i'm in a self-confidence rut. LOL

Saturday, September 02, 2006

I'm going out tonight!!! Whoot!!! I NEVER go out down here, but tonight, I'm gonna go hang out with a couple buddies from work and drink some coldbeer. Yes, coldbeer is one word where I come from..... so..... I may be dealing out some drunk dials tonight....we'll have to see how it goes. Hope your weekend goes well.....have a blast,...and if you're looking for a few reasons to drink, check out my friend Tim's blog at www.reasonstodrink.com and I have a new email through there too, you can email me now at erin@resonstodrink.com how AWESOME is that????